I'd love to post the one about diarrhea on my door... and People don't Kill People... and ... and... and... I really love "Hey, where do you think you're going..." Well, I love them all really... I'm tempted by the skull too!

But I post the most politically correct one that says "Entering a Gluten Free Zone".

I'll try and get a photo of my front door. The last one I laminated (oooh bad for the planet I know but I couldn't come up with another idea to stop the printer ink from running)... lasted a couple of years I think.

Some people brought beer to our house, which prompted me to post the sign on the door.... people who knew better (a couple of different sets of people too)!