Well, I can't resist this thread!


"You probably have a virus".

"Best not to do any aerobic exercise for a while" (you think??).


And my favourite comment, repeated in a patronising way by 3 different doctors as the symptoms got worse and worse and I didn't know what the hell was going on:

"It's not serious" (oh, that's a relief, I'll just go away and stop wasting your time then, silly me)