BAd idea earl. Husbands have been shot for less.
Mine pulled an april fools joke on me once. He was in the Army at the time and he told me he received new orders and he had to move to Ft. Benning, GA. He allowed me to freak out for about 3 hours before he let me in on the joke.
and now that I recall that day, and i think about how he is soundly sleeping right now... yup.