I will only admit that yes, I did indeed pull and am continuing to pull an April Fool's joke. I can't believe the number of people grossly falling for it. What is it?

May I remind you I'm a former law enforcement officer and there is a little thing called, "Miranda" from 1962. I have the right to remain silent because I "KNOW" you guys will use it against me for a long time. Well, that's paraphrased, of course.