A very religious man was drowning in the river....he heard a plane overhead but did not signal the plane...a log came down the river and almost made him drown...he heard the faint noise of a car going by the road...as he struggled in the water, he looked up at G-d and said, "G-d, I have been such a religious person, why would you let me die like this...G-d then said, "I sent you a plane, a log and a car...what do you want from me?"