my relatives are NOT normal, but I wont go there.
Folks ask us out to dinner all the time, and they want to meet us there at 8pm!

OMG no no no! not that hour! at 8pm I am IN bed, and dozing. We eat dinner at 5, and the latest is 6pm. I see folks out running the streets at 9pm! from the campground and my DH and I think...ITS LATE, GO HOME! This is coming from a girl who worked till 2am most days. I got off at 12, but I had paperwork, and stuff to catch up on before I could leave. thought nothing of it.
I am a 48 y/o woman living in an 80 y/o's body. When did this happen? Am I not supposed to be out enjoying my early retirement? Sheesh! im with ya.