Asthma
Tracheitis
Acid Reflux
B12 Deficient - take a little supplement and you will be cured
Lymphoma
AIDS
Cat Scratch Fever
Mysterious Infectious Disease
Lyme
Salivary Gland Infection
Salivary Stone
Peripheral Neuralgia
Laryngeal Neuralgia

Easily add mental case. No one said it, but it was implied.