OK! Some of you gals are scaring me because I don't even understand what you are talking about. Some of it I recognize from looking through the Sunday Best Buy insert. And what the heck does a "candy bar" have to do with technology anyway?

Five years ago my wife got me a TracFone for emergencies when I drive within my five mile radius of home. In that time I've made four calls and received six not counting three from telemarketers. Forget about texting. I don't even know how to raise and lower the volume. One time I "butt switched" the phone and my screen went blank. I had to call the company to step-by-step get walked through to get me screen back.

I am highly proficient with a PC and many applications but only because I have screwed up so massively and worked my way out of it. I didn't even know what a blog was until April of 2008 so I started on using Google Blogspot and it actually looks alright.

My wife does all of the recording, VHS to DVD, TV shows and movies and electronics set up. I can work the microwave on a basic level and turn the dishwasher on if the buttons have not been changed. That's it.