I've had them off and on since I was a kid. Weet weet weet. When my granddaughter was little, my husband I bought two white fluffy females, Leah and Rachel. One day we came home from picking up my granddaughter, and she said "Grammy, Leah had babies!"

I said, "No she didn't, they're both girls." But I went and looked, and you guessed it. Three pairs of pink beady little eyes looking out at me. Is anything cuter than a baby guinea pig??

Rachel turned out to be Richard. I said to my husband, "What kind of farmer are YOU??" He said, "I farmed cows, not guinea pigs." Oh well.