On our way to a kid doctor appt in the car I said, "When you finish brushing your shoes, tie your hair, then brush your backpack" It took me about 30 seconds to figure out what I had said, I even confused myself! I meant to say, "When you finish tying your shoes, brush your hair." My kids were laughing, I had to join in with them. My frequent verbal mix-ups are a family joke now.