I play the air guitar.
I used to play the piano, but my fingers dont do what I tell them anymore. I was huge on djembe drums or congo drums, but my rthymn is off. I could play the guitar, but the nerve pain on my finger tips makes holding a cord difficult. I always wanted to play the violin, but no one ever offered to teach me. Banjo is fun, but I cant do the finger thing anymore. it causes too much nerve pain.
I guess I will stick to the air drums, and the air guitar now.