I have tried to talk to my neighbors and they told me how rude I was to not be accepting of "their gift" to the neighborhood. They went on to explain how not everyone can afford quality fireworks, and they feel like philanthropists by giving such wonderous beauty to the lower class, and lesser able to afford such luxuries. Just like (and I kid you not, he said this) kings and queens of days gone by that would shower the people with gifts, they felt it was their duty to give back to the little folks that surround them. They then indicated that I am one of those peeons that just dont understand classy stuff when I see it.

OMG! I wanted to rip his head off! Then his wife came over (skinny over sunned, leather looking, cigarette puffing, scotch drinking, hiccuping, perfumed foot in her mouth fool) and started to tell me that they kept me in their prayers in and every day because of how much I have suffered, but I need to understand that I am the only one complaining about such generosity and how embarrassed I must be to be looking the gift horse in the mouth! oh no she didnt! I will tell you that I took a peice out of her well tanned backside. I went on to tell her how intrusive, rude, inconsiderate, and ridiculous her whole redneck, white trash family is. She went on to tell me that she cant be white trash because she is a millionaire, and that makes her excentric. I then opened a book of whoop tail on her that I hope she wont soon forget.

I said Look! you may think the rest of us stupid, poor, huddled masses need your displays of wealth and extravagance to get thru our holiday, but let me tell you a thing or two. My husband served to keep freedom free in this country. My son served to keep YOUR freedoms free, and My father gave his entire life to serve this country, and they did this so that we could be free from tryranny, opression, dictators and the like, NOT so that we could blow each others fingers off with fireworks! Please tell your DISBARRED lawyer husband, and your 6x arrested son, with his over perfumed, wife to STOP! You all look ridiculous, and you think yourseves to be on the level of kings and queens?! This is EXACTLY why we celebrate the 4th of July, because we DONT live under the rule of a KING or QUEEN, and IF you were to somehow become the Queen of the USA, I would defect!

I went on with a few more choice words that felt good to sputter, and told her that tonight I WILL be calling the fire marshall, the cops, the sheriff, and the fire department! That if she has half the common sense she claims to have she would know she is about to set some expensive houses on fire, and since the bank is about to FOReCLOSE on HER property she may not care, but I DO care if my home burns. OMg! I just want to spit in her face! Have you ever been that angry? I was shaking when I got home, literally shaking!

We drove to the PD and spoke to the chief of Police who we know, and he said at the first call from us, he will go down and put a stop to the royal activities. Enough! its Monday! go back to your city home, and leave us country yookles alone.