Dejibo, I've haven't laughed that hard in a very long time! I am SOOO in touch with those emotions! I do alterations for a living and it never ceases to amaze me when a beautiful girl who's about 18-20 years old brings in a bathing suit and thinks it looks horrible on her! While she stands there on the platform looking at herself in a big full length mirror complaining that she has put on 2 pounds and now looks like a "cow".
I can't help but shake my head and think to myself,,,, "A cow?!! Really?!! Well if that's what you see when you look at YOURSELF in the mirror,,, you haven't seen ANYTHING till you've seen 'ol Bessy' here in spandex!!!!" lol