Them: God doesn't give us more than we can handle.
Me: Oh.... but what about all the people in the world who commit suicide?

Them: Boann, I eat my scrambled eggs with a spoon, too - it is just easier.
Me: How nice for you!

Them: We all have our crosses to bear.
Me: True, but all crosses were not created equal.

Them: Come on, dyskinesias are sort of *expected.*
Me: You go right ahead and expect them - be my guest.

Them: You have a boyfriend? And he doesn't have Parkinson's? He must be *really* nice!
Me: Oh. My. God.

Boann