Oh goodie. Not only did my school make me switch from writing with my left hand to writing with my right hand (geez thanks? Now my brain's really mucked up!) but they also poisoned me slowly during elementary making us all do fluoride swishing/walks regularly.

I know they don't do this anymore... I thought it was just because it was so unsanitary (a bunch of kids swishing around fluoride and spitting into a community pail - YUM!), but perhaps not?

(Oh yeah, I remember nearly fainting when they wanted me to prick my own finger during high school to test my blood type in science class - another practice they no longer do).