Originally Posted by oldsteve

jacob, age 92, and rebecca, age 89, living in florida, are all
excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a cvs
drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "are you the owner?"

the pharmacist answers, "yes."

jacob: "we're about to get married. Do you sell
heart medication?"

pharmacist: "of course we do."

jacob: "how about medicine for circulation?"

pharmacist: "all kinds"

jacob: "medicine for rheumatism?"

pharmacist: "definitely."

jacob: "how about suppositories?"

pharmacist: "you bet!"

jacob: "medicine for memory problems, arthritis and
alzheimer's?"

pharmacist: "yes, a large variety. The works."

jacob: "what about vitamins, sleeping pills, geritol,
medicine for parkinson's disease?"

pharmacist: "absolutely."

jacob: "everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

pharmacist: "we sure do."

jacob: "you sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

pharmacist: "all speeds and sizes."

jacob: "adult diapers?"

pharmacist: "sure."

jacob: "we'd like to use this store as our bridal registry."