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Young Senior Elder Member
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,298
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Young Senior Elder Member
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,298
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Actual Classified Ads from Newspapers
1. Iliterate? Write today for free help.
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
3. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
4. dog for sale: eats aything and is fond of children.
5. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
6. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
7. Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
8. 3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
9. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
10. girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
11. For Sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
12. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
13. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
14. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
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