Well matey, if it is sampler of the rum you wish, the job is yours. As for peg legs, and since my legs below the knees are numb, I could maybe just paint them some wood color and claim they are peg legs. ARGHHHH!

If our crew becomes too large, we might have to add a dinghy or maybe even get a larger cruiser. Pirate flag, the skull and cross bones, yes. And those dirty rags of pirate clothes with a snappy hat for the captain, cutlasses, and the whole gig.

Doable?
Mark56