Lesson In Life.

There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became
very depressed because he had loved to play guitar and do lots of
things that took two arms.

One day in his despair,he decided to commit suicide. He got on an
elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was
standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man skipping along,
whistling and kicking up his heels. He looked closer and saw that
this man didn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, what am I doing up here feeling sorry for
myself, I still have one good arm to do things with. There goes a
man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on
with his life.

He hurried down and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him
how glad he was to see him because he had lost one of his arms and
felt ugly and useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him
again for saving his life and he knew he could make it with one arm
if that guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whistling and kicking up his
heels again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"


He said, "I'm NOT happy ... my butt itches."