Fw: peanuts
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> >
> >>>> >A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a
> > highway
> >>>> >when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers
> > him
> >>>>a
> >>>> >handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
> >>>> >
> >>>> >After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
> >>>>hands
> >>>> >him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five
> >>>>more
> >>>> >times.
> >>>> >
> >>>> >When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks the little old
> >>>>lady,
> >>>> >why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?
> >>>> >
> >>>> >"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.
> >>>> >
> >>>> >The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"
> >>>> >
> >>>> >The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
> >>>> >
> >>>> >It pays to be careful around old people.