and sits down, and demands the bar tender to pour him a drink of scotch! The bar tender pours him a scotch, and the drunk downs all but a little bit in the bottom of the glass. He then opens his shirt pocket and pours the rest of the booze into his pocket.

Well after several drinks the bar tender decides the drunk has had enough, and when the drunk demands another drink. The bar tender tells him " sorry sir but I cant let you waste any more good scotch by pouring down in your shirt pocket ". Well the drunk got mad! He hollers at the bar tender, Give me another scotch! and if I want anymore outta you I will knock it outta you!

About that time a little mouse pops up out of the shirt pocket and says that goesssshhh for your DANG cat tooo!