I get the very distinct impression from this thread that it is Koala's birthday. I must apologize as I am one who can't simply say the "HB" thing and believe it is enough. This day is designed to be memorable with positive wishes. So, with that purpose in mind, here is my attempt.

Koala!

Today is a very special day coming only once a year, sometimes like a roaring locomotive and others like a prancing lamb. Make this day of celebration one filled with memorable moments, but I ask you celebrate them with family and friends. Why? Because at your age and with your memory, you will need these people to remind you the rest of the year what you did on this unbelievable HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

While celebrating this birthday and from now on, you are no long required to eat organic or natural foods. Why? Because at your age you should concentrate on eating only highly processed foods, since you now need as many preservatives as possible!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOALA!