Almost 4 months post accident. EVERY single medical professional I have seen says the same thing. "You should continue to improve."

My improving has taken the form of putting clean socks in the kitchen drawer where I keep kitchen towels. Calling a broom an umbrella. Twice. Putting my finger on the pan I JUST pulled from the oven. No one else did it, I pulled it out of the oven, I prepared the meal. DUH. I can't remember where things that I've been putting in the same place for a year belong now. Oh yeah, that's an improvement, let me tell you.

Does anyone know how to get in touch with Barnum & Bailey? I need a job.