I'm sorry Erin, but, this made me laugh. I pictured myself doing the same thing but, in my mind, I didn't get near as far as you did. I saw myself laughing at myself as I tried to stomp off. I saw myself stumbling and trying to catch my balance and then laughing at how ridiculous I must look.

But, you are right. Slamming a door after several minutes just doesn't have the same effect.