>The Bathtub Test
>
> It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time,
>and this should help get you started. During a visit to the
>mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which
>defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
>
> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,
>then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
>the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
>
>"Oh, I understand," said the visitor.
>"A normal person would use the bucket
>because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
>
> "No." said the Director,
>"A normal person would pull the plug. Do
>you want a bed near the window?"