Aaaaaaiiiiiiiiyyaaaaaa!! as they say here - OMG, OMG, OMG - I'm no help at all, I'd be with you hiding under the covers and you wouldn't get me outside in the yard - ever!!!!!
Seem to remember they don't like ammonia (sensible, neither do I!) - maybe sloosh some on the porch tomorrow....Oh Lil, what to do - call the authorities, obviously...till then, don't go out! Do you have dog/dogs?
Hmmmm, good luck! all the best