Two hillbillies were sitting around talking one afternoon.

Afterwhile thefirst fellow says to the second, "If I was to sneak over

Toyour placeSaturday and make love to your wife while you

Was off huntin',and she gotpregnant and had a baby,

Wouldthat make us kin?"


The second fellow crooked his head sideways for aminute,scratched hishead,

And squinted his eyes like he was thinkingreal hardabout thequestion.


Finally, he said, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."