Two drunks were watching TV when a news brief came on saying that they would tell about a man jumping off of a 10 story building on the 11 O'clock news.

The first drunk said, "I'll bet you 10 dollars he jumps, the second drunk says I'll bet 10 dollars he doesn't.

When the 11 O'clock news came on the man jumped off of the 10 story building killing himself. The first drunk said, " Here's your 10 dollars, I watched the 5 O'clock news and I knew he'd jump, the second drunk said that's ok, you keep it, I watched the 5 O'clock news too. I just didn't think the fool would jump twice.

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