Here are some more..
A man in love is incomplete until he has married.
Then he's finished.
Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce
settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is
almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
He taught me housekeeping;
when I divorce I keep the house.
How many husbands have I had?
You mean apart from my own?
Husbands are like fires -
they go out when unattended.
I don't remember anybody's name.
How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
I know nothing about sex, because I was
always married.