A man decides that he really needs to do something with his life after years and years of doing nothing, so he goes out and walks into a local recruiting office.

The recruiter asks the usual questions, like schooling, work history, arrest record, and so on.

"Everything seems fine, sir, just fill out these papers and we are good to go!"

So the guy starts to fill out the papers and some drop on the floor. His jacket falls off and the recruiter notices something different about him.

"Sir, you have only one arm, this could cause issues. Why do you want to join?"

"Well", says the guy, "I would be a great ARMy of one!!"

yay yah i know its really really cheezy but i had to lol...