A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the State Capitals. She said go ahead ask me any state you want to and I can tell you the Capital of it.

The friend said ok Wyoming. The blonde said oh that's easy, W.

2 blondes were driving down the road and saw another blonde rowing a boat through a wheatfield. One said she's one of the reason's blondes get a bad rep for being dumb. The other one said, " yeah, If I could swim, I'd swim over there and drown her.

How does Micheal Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalog in the Surgeon's office.


Why did the blonde get fired at the M and M factory.

She kept throwing away the WW's

How do you keep a blonde confused in an MM factory? Tell her to alphebetise them. How does she confuse you? When she says she did it.

How do you keep a blonde confused?

Take a piece of paper and write "turn over" on both sides of it".