Reminds me of a funny story. I was at a friend's house a few years ago, and her cat was sitting on one end of the sofa grooming herself, and my friend's mother was sitting on the other end of the sofa. Her mom looked at the cat and said, "My, you're getting scraggly-looking!"

The cat stopped grooming, looked at her, calmly walked across the sofa, and bit her on the arm.

Maybe you had to be there.