Well that went as well as the public launch for chocolate fireguards.

What a complete wast of time. I feel like SCREAMING!!!!!

I got offered diclofenac suppositories.

WTF ? I replied that all things considered, the last thing I was interested in doing was sticking something up my ar$*.

So I put some nice music on in the car, (cried for about 5 minutes), and decided that I can no longer afford to feel the pain. It IS all in my head. I shall continue 'as I am' as recommended by my pathetic GP, and wait till I explode.

On the plus side, it's a beautiful day. On the negative, I burnt my lamb curry in the slow cooker whilst I was out wasting my time. On the positive, I have a lovely bag of 'herbal remedy' that can put me well in the league of the surfer dudes down the beach. On the negative, I can overdose on panadeine forte.

Time to get those Big Girl Pants on and get on with life.