For awhile DH and I would tell people I was in a wheelchair because of the sky-diving accident. DD had a kid sleep here before something, we told him. Tattoo boy (as we named him) said "Righteous". Picture a surfer wann-be with lots of tattoos.
We were shopping at Trader Joe's, DH said to lady in front of us at register that I (me) used to go out with Jon Bon Giovvi

People believe anything you say.

Harmless stuff.
I wanted to be a hippie but was a little too young. (graduated HS '74)