An easter joke - what nationality was Jesus?

There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
(1) He went into his fathers business
(2) He stayed home until he was 33
(3) He thought that his mother was a virgin

But there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an African American:
(1) He loved gospel
(2) He called everybody brother
(3) and there was no way that he could get a fair trial

Then again, there are 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian :
(1) He had wine with every meal
(2) He spoke with his hands
(3) and his mother thought that he was God

And 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish :
(1) He never got married
(2) He was always telling stories
(3) He loved green pastures

And then 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was from Queensland :
(1) He never cut his hair
(2) He walked around barefoot all the time
(3) He started a new religion

As well as 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was American Indian:
(1) He was at peace with nature
(2) He ate a lot of fish
(3) He spoke about the great spirit

However ...... the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus
was a woman -
(these arguments may also be used to prove he was an Army
cook) :
(1) He fed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no food
(2) He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it
(3) And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was work
to do.

All the best