Klaus, you have me in stitches with your "Next time I am touching people's thongs at the salad bar I will definitely remember to wipe my hands before I eat". I read that too and was thinking the same thing.
I am also stuck on this one from Ziggo "3 year old sisters daugther". huh?
Ok, logging off for a long while. My brain is done.
p.s. wasn't poking fun at anyone, just enjoyed having something to smile about.