Howdy Annie!
I
never burned the house down --
only
myself (twice!)
Next thing ya' know you'll be getting one of those frying plates
that you can heat in the microwave.
Do that sorta' thing and you miss out on telling all of the stories about
your mysterious past and how you got all those scars and skin grafs (just like Doctor Dogbody
*!)
* See:
Doctor Dogbody's Leg
By: James N. Hall
ISBN: 0805058311