That was a very Mild Moan for what you must be feeling inside! How about Malignant Murderous Mashing Mayhem? I support your grim determination to stick to dissolvable chocolate rather than return to syringe feeding. Cadbury eggs plentiful. Are movies with morbid sense of humor an option? Life of Brian's "always look on the bright side of life" song is my personal fave, but not everyone shares my bad taste in black humor... Am sending you a gentle hug and a big Hang On cheer. Uni and mates await. Don't give your sister the satisfaction of crumpling! xxxxxxxxxxx