They've tried the first couple tricks to no avail, but thanks for the link; I'll check it out for future reference.
I've always suggested/offered to swing my arm around a few times (centifugal force) cuz that always gets the veins bulging, but they're always quick to decline - quite animatedly.

I'd love to catch a naive student/trainee take me up on it one day...
WHOOSH! 
[Sound bite of Bugs Bunny from
Bugs' Bonnets... "
MY SPLURTING BLOOD‽ "]
Thanks,
Doc