OMG that is so funny Blessings and sooooo true.. I remember my GMother wearing a bib when she ate. Even at a restuarant she would wear a napkin like a bib. Like you do when you're eating lobster.

I'm always dribbling something that drops before I get the spoon to my mouth. Yes, I said spoon, because it's safer than a fork.. And I hang a paper towel on my chest/lap, if my meal is especially juicy.

It's hell getting old, I tell ya.