You are in VERY good company here.

Second, DON'T DO THAT!!!!

Lastly, during your 'recovery' period, it mite be time to talk to yourself [and the dog] about obedience classes?

Having fallen on the same knee twice so far, arent' the stars you see amazing? Just like a science fiction movie but for real..

I sure hope you don't have to keep it elevated for weeks on end like I did tho. I really hope not!

Get well faster than normal! - j