Thinking of the pork slabs I have ever seen on beaches in Speedo, and that is all I have ever noted
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, I surely understand your point Fiona! First I ever saw one, it was in a pool in Berlin..... I looked up from laps, and yup, there was Herr Beermeister, who had obviously had many more than he ever needed who came proudly around as the "lifeguard" and I was at first thinking Ewwww.
![Doh](images/smiliesb/Doh.gif)
Then it dawned on me.... such a lifeguard was actually perfect, for if he dove in to save someone, all water would instantly evacuate the pool, or he would merely float
![Sinking](images/smiliesb/Sinking.gif)
, and be a human log onto which someone in trouble might grasp.
![Big Grin](images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
Still the Ewwww factor was a bit much.
![EEK!](images/smilies/eek.gif)
People who could usually do such an item justice are wearing the big baggy beach shorts and playing volleyball.
Yup,
Mark56
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