Mark, your reply was very funny. What a surprise, I imagine, to look up from comfortably swimming your laps to find your lifeguard probably needed rescue himself should he end up in water. Sounds like closest he ever got to "water" was the "hops" kind

Shall I digress even further and mention the fairer sex, while on vacation feels that modesty can go out the window and that all should be exposed to what nature has slowly wreaked upon her body...those topless wonders are another sight to behold