I feel like the guy who was bidding on an online auction service widely known and somewhat fun...... then losing the item with a robotic placed bit in the last ten seconds of the bidding war. It has been fun running up the price for them before though. I never needed any nose shears for gentlemanly grooming anyway..... how else do you think those guys are able to keep a handlebar moustache?

Truly I jest,
You did leave out the fine smilies though,
I saw you,
yes you did,
Mark56