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Old 06-29-2012, 11:35 AM
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ok! a rabbit, a buzzard and a turtle are in the woods walking in the woods talking about how to prepare for winter. When they stumbled on to a field. They said this would be a great place to build a house.

So rabbit says "I'll get the fertilizer, Buzzard says he will get the bricks, and turtle says he will get the wood. They each go there own way.

A little while later, rabbit decides to stop and take a nap (a long nap) and when he wakes up he wonders where buzzard and turtle are. So he goes back to the field to find a big brick home has been built.

He goes to the door and knocks, the butler answers and says can I help you. Rabbit thinks to himself and then says, where is buzzard? The butler says "Mr. Buz-zard is out in the yard. He then says where is turtle? The butler answers and says "Mr. Turt-tel is down by the well.

Rabbit stops and thinks then says tell Mr. Buz-zard and Mr. Turt-tel the Mr. Ra-bit is here with the S**t. (teehee tee hee)
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