my pastor told us this today.

An older man and woman were at McDonalds. They order one cheeseburger value meal. As a man stood by watching the couple. The older man, sliced the burger in half, then counted out the fries so that he and his wife had the exact same. The wife then folded her hands and set them on her lap as the older man started eating.

Confused to why the wife wasn't eating the other man went over to the older couple and asked if he could by them another meal. The wife said no, that they share everything right down the middle. He then asked the wife, well how come your not eating. The wife responded, because it is his turn to use the teeth first. (LOL)