My right foot feels like it's gonna explode so bad, I'm afraid to take my compression sock off. And the old lady is wearing me out about throwing vegetable pulp that just went through a juicer -- down the disposal. Wtf is wrong with people? Oh that's right - she's not in pain 24/7 like I am! I knew I'd figure it out. This tune just about sums it up. For your enjoyment. As much enjoyment as you can get anyway.

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