Two blondes had locked themselves out of their car. One was standing there fiddleing with the keys trying to get the door unlocked when the other one said, " Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top is down.

A blonde was trying to tell this polock joke to a priest when the Priest stopped her and said, you do know I'm polish don't you.

The blonde then asked, Would you like for me to tell it slower?