A Priest lost his pet rooster and couldn't find it no matter how many times he checked around his Parish. Frustrated, he decided to bring it up during his Sunday Mass.

From the pulpit, he asked loudly, "Anyone got a cock?"

All the men inside the Church stood up!

"No, I mean, has anyone seen a cock?"

All the women inside the Church stood up!

"No, no, no...what I mean is...has anyone seen MY cock?"

All the nuns stood up!