I must be slow tonight, Kristin. I read your post and I'm thinking "who said anything about eating junk e-mails?" Then I finally got it. DUH!!! 'Course, compared to some of the things I've eaten in my life, junk e-mails might be an improvement.
I'm happy because I didn't have to eat junk e-mails for supper tonight. I had a hamburger and baked beans instead.